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GOOD TO KNOW.

Kevin: What's up?
Lip: I need your advice.
Kevin: Well, if it's about infants, college or tiny dicks, I'm the wrong guy.
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Badass gayboys.

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"One time, I waited outside a woman’s house for five days, just to show her how serious I was, about wanting to drill her. Turns out it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway."

— Jean-Ralphio, Parks & Recreation

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POLITE.

Frank: Do you want a beer?
Monica: I'm not thirsty.
Frank: Nobody drinks beer because they're thirsty.
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